Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute

🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha

by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.

"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"

by Dogvideo September 24, 2022

Fart

A fart can be loud or quiet but always smelly cause it's poop particles! Yummy

Guy 1- what's that eggy smell
Guy 2- oh the fart I just did

by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019

fart nugget

when you fart and it smells like a chicken nugget

dang I just had a fart nugget

by m8ub November 19, 2020

Fart Moving

When you are in a position or a job that is really busy or if it's obvious clear that this time is busy, working, moving around, or obvious something needs to be done about a situation.

"I just started this crazy job bro this time is fart moving they let this place get bad"

by Fartmoving March 31, 2024