penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 23, 2017
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neck penis

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.
by Iedie8 April 15, 2014
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Brian's Penis

Brian's Penis
by Bigdaddyofdick October 04, 2020
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The Penis-Master

Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
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