Heatstroke in the Hot Tub

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.

My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.

by Doctorjed March 4, 2019

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Stovepipe hot hat

Intense sex after a fight with the in-laws

After my father insulted my wife she gave me a stovepipe hot hat.

by Dirtyhousewife July 15, 2018

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Indiana Hot Tub

When you ejaculate onto a women's chest and all the cum forms together in her belly button.

Yeah, I gave Alyssa an Indiana Hot Tub last night

by Friggin' Tony January 30, 2019

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Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

by TasteyT September 10, 2018

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This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

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