new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.

1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.

by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017

News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.

(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"

by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011

New day new Venci

One will use this phrase when had a really bad day and are hoping for a new beginning tomorrow and since "Venci" is the holy word for better life and new beginnings it shall be interpreted as "New day new beginning" For example:

VrunciFanNo1: Sacré bleu! I haven't finished yesterday kebab! 😭😧
Vrunci: Ah, no Venci today huh?
VrunciFanNo1: NO VENCi?!?!?
Vrunci: Don't worry new day new Venci!

by MalkataBulka August 9, 2022

New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020

New cat who dis?

Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.

Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them

by Tsunamiis June 5, 2023

New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진 스럽다

:A recent Korean slang derived from Kpop culture
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.

A: I'll use youtube for the tean project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda

by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024

New Jersey

The WORST State....Except for all of the others

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union

by MenaceIIHeaven November 1, 2020