Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Among us haha ur mom poopoo

A very very intense comeback for when fighting opps or being bullied in genshin impact
For example

Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

Guglielmo's mom

the hottest sexyiest pedo anyone has met she cums at the site of year 13s and will beat you up if you cant make her cum she has fucked everyone in school and loves to be fingered

i did Guglielmo's mom

by Jizz kalifa January 16, 2023

mom

something i dont have

i dont have a mom.

by anonymous January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023