Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Stinky Baby Fart Juice

A term to describe something really really stinky.

Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

Fart

Fart in a balloon

"Fart in a balloon! See how much comes back!"

by Kongthemighty February 21, 2024

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024