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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
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mad of time

being abundantly wealthy or having enough money to not have to work and have all your free time to yourself
by anonymous July 25, 2025
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time

“defined as the duration in which all things happen, or a precise instant that something happens” < got this from the web lmao but anyway.. time can never go backwards, time can either be wasted or cherished and because time is a constant thing, we get to choose how we want to spend our time. And for a year now, I’ve chosen to spend my time loving you and caring for you and to learn more about what you do and don’t like and to just have moments with you and have that quality time so then we both can think back and say “remember when...” Time is a precious thing but even just a couple of hours feels like a couple of minutes spent with you <3
I loving spending time with my darling will <3
by sle3ppyy March 23, 2021
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All The Time

by Jadie Allthetime June 28, 2021
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Time Zonist

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.
Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.
by brgiad May 17, 2021
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Time span

Not too far from the same time period.
There's a lot of movie reboots in a short time span.
by Hippodictionary36 September 5, 2022
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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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