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nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
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Dick of Death

When a male gives a female his dick so good she has the best orgasm ever that it turns her into a psycho stalking bitch.
Alvin Mack must have given that poor girl the Dick of Death cause she has turned into a psycho stalking bitch.
by Alvin Mack December 24, 2008
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Suck Dick !

Suck Dick ! is is what a guy hears from the guy fucking him in his asshole, while another dude forces his dick into the guy's mouth while he's being spit-roasted.
Matt and another cadet were trying to spit-roast me, and as Matt was inserting HIS cock into my asshole, I heard him shout Suck Dick ! as his cadet friend tried to push HIS meat into my mouth!
by USAF Cadet April 7, 2021
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dick ninja

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.
Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)
by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008
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dick poked

when you hug a guy and they have a boner
Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp
by vballen012 October 5, 2009
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Tren Dick

Tren Dick is when you have extreme libido from trenbolone that often does not go away after ejaculation. Which results in longer sexual intercourses. (Erectile dysfunction can occur from tren if user does not get prolactin under control.)
by SchizoTrenUser August 3, 2023
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Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.
by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013
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