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text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend
I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
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Textationship

When your relationship is nothing but text messages. Your partner never answers the phone but texts you after you after every call.
You have heard your boyfriends voice once in 2 years.
I am so glad they give us unlimited messaging because my textationship with her would be expensive af!
by LJ4LSU August 1, 2020
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texies

Did you read all them texies i sent last night
by Word playa August 22, 2020
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Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
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textev

Canonical.

Derived from Text Evidence. Material in published writings that back up an assertion being made by fanboys. Text is typically included or referred to.
Anyway, the pod's powered systems had long been kaput, although textev says the endurance of the skinsuit is much higher.
by melbournejosh September 13, 2020
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Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020
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