Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.
Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.
by The 'Don' July 28, 2009
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get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..
ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"
by EastCoast Kody May 08, 2009
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A metaphor for a near impossible task
Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."
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Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples
by BABYOIL February 10, 2012
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The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.
Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!
by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020
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Can't Get Past the 1st Level

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.
I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!
by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014
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