Cum

Oh, you were expecting something horny where you?

Fuck off.

I cum

by AshtonKiller200 February 24, 2024

cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face

billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night

by doodoobreath December 20, 2008

Cum

Cum is a thing not an object, if cum has enough volume to be thought of as an object you are a whore.

“mmm cum”

by beanbob November 14, 2022

cum

yummy sauce

“do you want some cum on your chips?”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole

Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole

by The tax um da um da um da January 14, 2024

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Cum

The white stuff I put on your mom.

Your mom made me cum.

by bob1234657sex April 13, 2022