jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.

"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"

by Rigpinge January 22, 2018

Runway Chicken

When you are at an airport you tell your friends if they want to play Runway Chicken, a game where you run across an airport runway and whoever gets the farthest without getting shot wins.

"Up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, Jimmy got turned into Swiss cheese last time we played."

by Peepus May 6, 2018

hyper chicken

1. A person you work with, usually female. They can’t sit still for more than 2 minutes, have their nose in everyone’s business and try to play “momma chicken” to everyone else in the building.

2. Someone who causes distractions all day at work

The bitch won’t sit still, what a fucking hyper chicken! She’s all like “bawk bawk bawk!”

by The fun bunch May 20, 2018

moop chicken

Derived from the phrase 'whoop chicken', which is a street term for meth. Better than 'whoop chicken'.

That hen is spracked out on moop chicken.

by moop chickens May 28, 2018

Frosted Chicken Tips

An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".

Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos

by Three plus one cock in my ass May 31, 2018

Glitter chicken

A glitter chicken is another name for the very colorful and shimmery looking peacock bird.

Yesterday at the zoo I found A very colorful glitter chicken feather to go in my brim.

by Less Moreland June 10, 2018

mystical chicken

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

by john w dodd March 5, 2018