Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 24, 2022
A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space
" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"
by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 09, 2023
Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it
by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.
by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 05, 2018
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 21, 2023
by Lacrazey June 28, 2019