biggest bullshitter of all time

Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…

My boyfriend is the biggest bullshitter of all time

by Soapysoph August 24, 2023

for tha one time

He trying to hit, and spitting game.

when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."

by bonquiquilovesyou October 27, 2021

Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

by Devon Parsons November 03, 2008

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey time

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 07, 2021

Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.

"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 24, 2025