When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019
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by Free bird April 20, 2018
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Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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