Jack

Short zelda player leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooo! also likes spamming and is a sexy beast

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! was that jack i just saw

by TheBETA_GANGgang9728 August 14, 2023

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Jack

A skinny bitch , who likes sucking his mum’s dick when he’s or she rather is hungry

Jack sucked his mums dick

by Freddy987654321 April 4, 2019

jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.

Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite

by jack podbury August 21, 2021

Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)

“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

“What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”

by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019

Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.

Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."

by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021

jack

he has big cock and likes brunnetes

person 1 : jacks sexy
person2 : ayeeee

by jeffhodglik June 28, 2021