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Grating the cheese 

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.
random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

Squeeze Mah Cheese 

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

Blue Vein Cheese 

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..
Blue Vein Cheese by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

Making Crazy Cheese 

Slang for making crazy amounts of money.
Just keep making that crazy cheese man!

Yo I'm making crazy cheese!
Making Crazy Cheese by cooldude144 October 30, 2010

Money-e-cheese 

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
Money-e-cheese by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010

Churn your cheese 

Dude, can I churn your cheese?
Churn your cheese by thischick12 January 26, 2011