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Big Juicy Black Men 

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Person A: "God I love porn."

Person B: "Which type of porn?"

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Person A: "Wanna make out?"

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the black bitch 

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
the black bitch by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Randy Black

The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!

Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy

Randy Black: Beer sobers me.

Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!

Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
Randy Black by im not t dubb August 9, 2009

Rebecca Black 

A girl that needs to get singing lessons so she can make proper songs not nursery rhymes for 5 year olds. One of her lyrics are: "Its friday, friday, Gotta get down on Friday"
Guy: Have you heard Friday the song?
Girl: Oh yeah by that Rebecca Black? Its so annoying!

Rebecca Black 

We so excited! There goes my friends! - Rebecca Black

The Black Doctor 

Another name for Coca-Cola when drank after a heavy night of drinking.
"Man I'm so hungover I think only the black doctor will settle my stomach"
The Black Doctor by Jo Bloggs III October 14, 2012