Time Break

Where one accidentally breaks a clock for a unnecessary reason. It's not sure how they break a clock, but whatever reason, it must be stupid

Because she didn't want that clock anymore, she accidentally Time Break it.

by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019

colorado time

See: Stoner Time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time

by Colorado June 24, 2014

gta 6's time

a gta 6's time is the deffiniton of 12 years

"it took me a gta 6's time to get to the front of the line at the DMV"

by stickmanReal258 February 4, 2025

Trump Time

Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.

I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!

by Esso Edren April 2, 2020

Tweaker Time

Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.

When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.

My neighbor was an hour late she has started to function on tweaker time

by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024

perming time

When twirling ones hair so tightly that it creates a permanent curl that even Jerry would be jealous of.

She twisted my locks so tight that I knew it was perming time

by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019