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Monkey

It's a monkey 🐒 awww.
Hym "I liked the monkey one."

Iam "It was a good video."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019
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Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
mugGet the monkey tailmug.

sweet monkey balls

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!
by SupahNautical May 1, 2016
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Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015
mugGet the Howler Monkeymug.

mmm monkey

,,Mmm Monkey." is the Master Oogway's most famous quote.
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
mugGet the mmm monkeymug.

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