adolescent mom

A mom you want to fuck, that gave birth when she was an adolescent
by Nightnigger June 03, 2024
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Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.
Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*
by RamieTheDuck April 05, 2022
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mom gone

A term for when someone hecks up very bad
He missed his skillshot Wow thats guy is mom gone
by Consumer of meat November 15, 2017
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omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!
by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023
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Coochie mom

A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)
“That’s My Coochie Mom
by RealAl April 27, 2022
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tracker mom

A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.
My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.
by Emperor and Empress December 28, 2023
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Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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