by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020
Get the Monkey horsemug. Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
Get the Monkeymug. Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
Get the Grease Monkeymug. a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool
by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022
Get the mimi monkeymug. by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023
Get the Chunky monkeymug. The term Moto monkey is used when a doos is acting like a poes.if someone calls u Moto monkey Moto monkey then go fuck yourself
by your local Dom naai June 25, 2021
Get the Moto monkeymug. A parody of "just give me my money!"
by plato! November 7, 2024
Get the just give me my monkeymug.