When a friend agrees to party, or get on some games with the boys, and then never shows up or turns into a ghost.
"Damn Tristan said he would get on some age of empires 2 with us tonight, and he got drunk with fat Justin instead, that double dog mother fucker."
by Greer Schantz May 04, 2025
When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday
“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”
by King Adren October 25, 2019
When you turn someones bag inside out 'nugget' then you poo inside their bag, making it a 'double nugget'
by poolips101 September 07, 2017
by J the creator September 02, 2023
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
by sangreazul March 18, 2016
by Theghost23 October 11, 2022
When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
by Silverback nutsack January 08, 2024