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Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper 

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper 

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.
OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

bubble guppy chicken pop 

bubble guppy chicken pop is something you say to drunk people to fuck them up more than they already are
“yo bro you good?”
“nah hommie i’m fucked up
“maannn bubble guppy chicken pop”
“...huh”

Pulled Pork Chicken 

When the waiter says both pulled pork and pulled chicken in one word when they give you your pulled pork or pulled chicken.
Here’s your pulled pork chicken

3 point chicken wing 

When you tie your woman's ankles to her wrist while hitting it from behind pulling her hair that in return brings her head back as far as possible
"Dude I had her in a 3 point chicken wing porn style beating the brakes off of her."

The Ancient Chicken 

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open
1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”