Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird

Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat

by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020

Cat

A fattass lazy animal that sits around all day doing nothing and barley apritiats the owner who has to constantly work four hours and hours to earn money too keep them ALIVE

dog owner: dogs are better than cats

cat owner: True

by bonjor misur January 23, 2021

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

cat teeth

Someone with mostly sharp teeth, like a cat would normally have, or like how a omnivore would usually have

Guy : I cut my tongue with my teeth
Girl : yes, with your cute cat teeth

by EmoKitty2065 September 6, 2016

Wild Cat Bergseng

Adjective: Homosexual guy on guy hard core sex intercourse position. Involving a sex swing. Where the dominant male is wearing a cat tail vibrating butt plug.

Tonight we will listen to Welcome To The Jungle while we do the Wild cat Bergseng.

by Factchecking guru. January 23, 2024

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023