Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

Fucking the Couch

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"

by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

Fuck nut

One who is a fuck nut

Ally: Hey you fuck nut get out from underneath my booty!

David: What's a fuck nut?

Ally: It's just a fuck nut...

by Ally&David September 29, 2011

Rugby fucked

When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.

That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.

by Janestar1 October 11, 2011

Oh fuck

The realization that you fucked up by cumming in your stepsister’s vagina.

Stepsis: Did you just fucking cum inside me!?
Stepbro: Oh fuck...

by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019

Fuck stain

An unworthy individual of zero value, ie Donald Trump.

When will be the day that Americans hear the last of this fuck stain?

by de-pube December 19, 2020

You fuck

A perfect name for the person who disliked a post I made.

*lil Timmy dislikes post*

“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”

by RevivedMo August 31, 2021