Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

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tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.

Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.

by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022

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Slut and nut

When you have sex with any willing participant and then both go your own way. You slut and then nut that's it.

"He was nothin but a slut and nut."

by Rbuteo December 16, 2022

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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

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nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

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