move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023

Cat

A foo that suck in Fantasy Football

Cat lost to Gaby in fantasy football.

by Treeman4200 November 23, 2021

Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird

Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat

by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020

cat

pussy cat is wet

hi idiot u are a wet pussy cat

by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022

Emoji cat heat

Some f6cking kids making these cornballs
The example: emoji cat ocs but r34

X:Wanna make a emoji cat heat video?
Me:Stfu

by 67tuffunc41tuff October 4, 2025

benny the cat

A racial slur for black cats, and other household animals and reptiles

Oh no! It's a Benny the Cat! Call the exterminator!

by How many different names? November 19, 2017

Wild Cat Bergseng

Adjective: Homosexual guy on guy hard core sex intercourse position. Involving a sex swing. Where the dominant male is wearing a cat tail vibrating butt plug.

Tonight we will listen to Welcome To The Jungle while we do the Wild cat Bergseng.

by Factchecking guru. January 23, 2024