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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.
by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017
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Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.
Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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Deez nuts

“Hey, what are you eating there?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
by JackSkid March 18, 2023
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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts
Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day
by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018
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scientific nut

scientific nut, is when you nut as hard as scientist say you can nut, and manage to nut 9 feet
(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?

(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-

BANG!!!

(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it
by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019
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