cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Cat

A cat that goes meow meow

Look a cat

by NOT SadBean August 25, 2021

cat's tush

A small piece of hair under your bottom lip.

You have a cat's tush under your lip.

by Dellach October 20, 2013

Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Cat Boots

When you’re friends, but you both kinda want to be more than friends. It’s complicated Y’know? You may accidentally misread each other’s signals as romantic, but you don’t dwell on it. Sort of a will they won’t they thing.

What’s going on with those two? Are they friends or??

Well, um, they’re in cat boots…

by KTtrek December 25, 2022

High as a cat forever

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

by Pagerman November 27, 2021