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cum

the sweet cold liquid made in the human testicles that is used to make tapioca
mmh cum
by cummy banana June 4, 2022
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Uzumaki Cum Shot

Just before the male ejaculates, he should start spinning his dick in circles, so the cum falls in a pattern and the pattern resembles the Uzumaki clan logo. This is a sign of respect toward the Uzumaki clan.
Person 1: Yo did you say the Uzumaki clan is your fav clan?
Person 2: Yes comrade
Person 1: So you should do the Uzumaki Cum Shot as a sign of respect
Person 2: I already did it. I'm not that slow comrade
by ClydeTheSeventh November 25, 2021
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Cum Warbler

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.
by Pdog420 December 13, 2024
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Tranny Cum

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough
Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!
by Brian h October 9, 2022
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Cum Dunts

Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.
"You see those girls twerking over there? Typical Cum Dunts"
by WarheD September 4, 2013
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