coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
mugGet the coke penismug.

Penis

A thing mainly used to pee but can be used for sex with hot babes or manz if ur gay
Penis is a manz part
by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020
mugGet the Penismug.

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
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Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023
mugGet the Pacifier Penismug.

Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.
by ILOVEBURGERKING January 28, 2025
mugGet the Penis and Ballsmug.

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr
Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis
by Packinlad January 30, 2021
mugGet the i have a wet penismug.

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