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Cum

Do you think that blended pineapple mixed with cum would be yogurt?
by Adamsnon June 6, 2023
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cum

The white shit that cums out my bbc when I’m hella horny
Aw shit, I’m cumming all over my dads car
by CumNigger101 July 8, 2024
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Cum

a painting varnish or a guitar polisher
"Kurt how do you get you guitars so shiny?"
*plays come as you are and cuts of after the first word (cum)*
by Roach37463 February 5, 2025
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum Witch

A witch who sleeps with men to extract their cum and use it for personal purposes to lengthen her lifespan and attract more men~

Simply put, a person especially woman with high libido hungry for male attention and their cock~
She's just a cum witch, oogling over men.
by Lewdgirlxo June 15, 2024
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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
mugGet the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug.

Cum

A type of creamy substance that is formed when indulging in pleasurable activities
I’m about a to cum
Okay baby
by Bennarnesstan May 24, 2021
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Cum

Why did you go on urban dictionary to find this ok fine i will talk about it.
Cum is when you fucking pee in someones ass and juice comes out!
Example: i will go cum.
:— 8
by Dakhel July 19, 2022
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