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Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
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Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.
by jigglebit April 19, 2021
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slot monkey

A person who basically attacks the slots. In a monkey like act....
2Shes at that casino. Trying to win,bouncing Thru machines. Slot monkeys i tell ya.....
by Phelonpelier January 24, 2018
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monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.
I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon
by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016
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Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
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monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.
Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014
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