Simp-Like

A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.

This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.

Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.

by Uwuuwuwu April 17, 2020

Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Is a gut punching question, if asked at the right conditions.

"Well done, You did something that the Storm couldn't,
Destroyed the damned 33rd....
Do you feel like a hero yet?"

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

smacks like crack

something that is so good, you can not stop eating it.

"This Popcorn smacks like crack!"

by nun yabiz1 April 17, 2020

moving like a bufford

when someone had talks and when the mandem come around they zip their lips.

"I had walter moving like a bufford daggy."

by Yung.boii1 November 15, 2017