Dick Fart

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

Pistol Dick

referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.

1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.

by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009

nerd dick

A person who is a complete nerd (dork, smart but no personality) and a dick headed asshole at the same time.

"well technically apple is much more superior than any pc." Get fucked nerd dick.

"The cubs are the greatest baseball team ever unlike the sox who only have inbreds for fans." Craig you are such a nerd dick

Can you believe how much of a nerd dick jim is he aced the test and told me i could copy off him then told on me for doing it.

by Dragel August 4, 2010

Dick's Tilt

A measurement involving the penis as calibration.

Ahh, the ass is just a dick's tilt away from the pussy.

by niknyce September 26, 2005

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest April 3, 2007

dicking around

wasting time. playing around

son stop dicking around thats your moms job.

by mudrider January 12, 2009