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Nuts

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender
by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021
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Nut

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I
by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.
My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.
by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022
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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.
L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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