Dench Shit

A massive shit

Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

TBC Shit

Short for To Be Continued Shit. When you take an abridged poop for the sake of time with the intent to finish your business later

Matt: damn, that was a quick poo!
Dan: it was just a TBC shit, I'll finish later

by The dude from Albany September 2, 2017

dip shit

max reagan brown

why is max such a dip shit.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

Bee shit

Honey

Damn! This bee shit on toast is delicious.

by Richard_Cranium99 July 31, 2018

Atomic shit

A shit excreted by the asshole of someone hanging from the ceiling rafters of a shower house landing perfectly in a toilet bowl.

Oh my gawd he just successfully took an atomic shit. What a legend!

by Savage legend 123 August 10, 2018

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018