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NUTS

Karen: Hey, why aren’t you talking to me, I’m sorry I cheated on you.

You: NUTS
by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020
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Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023
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Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.
OH YOU FUCK-NUT
by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025
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Nut butter

When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does
Me:Yo bro I nut buttered on this girl last night

Guy: really did she like it
by Ketchup in a jar December 5, 2017
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poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
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three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
by 1willy April 8, 2011
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nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth
by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018
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