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Monkey bread 

Payment or compensation for repetitive work , like on an assembly line
Yo! They live on monkey bread, never talk any of my shit up!
Monkey bread by handle123 November 23, 2019
what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo
Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey
Monkey by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand
Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey
Monkey by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

Monkey Fungus 

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
Monkey Fungus by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

monkey playing a computer 

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
Monkey by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020