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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.
Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?
by Nin2 October 5, 2023
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BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
I could not stand his BBW farts
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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Fart Sniffer

A Fart Sniffer is another name for a Bathroom Exhaust Vent or Bathroom Exhaust Fan. You know, the fan in the ceiling of the bathroom that you turn on with the wall switch after stinking up the bathroom when you poop.
Dang Michael! You need to turn on the fart sniffer if you're going to blow up the bathroom when you poop!
by MichaelKnowsAll July 2, 2023
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Fart marsh

A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.
Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas
by Lilmsh July 11, 2023
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Bart Fart

A “Bart Fart” is a person or animal that doesn’t know how to clean their ass.
Look at that bart fart! They really need to clean themselves
by bart fart July 11, 2023
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Fart Mcstinkleton

A fart that stinks but the fart sounds like a sort of gentleman’s fart, kind of a graceful and respectful fart but it still stinks really bad.

It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.

The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.
No #1. Bro that guy over there did a little fart mcstinkleton and im finna vomit!

No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!

No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?
by WiskaG July 13, 2023
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