Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 16, 2022

Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.

I love potato farts

by I eat dirt May 9, 2022

fart

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity

"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."

by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

Fart

A sometimes VERY VERY stinky stinky air bubble the peaks through ur butt and comes out sometimes makes noise and other things that it could have smelly,noisey,silent etc

Ew that girl over there farted I can smell it smells like beans.

by Randomgirl362 June 2, 2020