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Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.
Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.
by xemo November 15, 2010
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monkey booba troglodite

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way
by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023
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Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.
Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!
by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017
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source monkey

A African American person who sells drugs to other African Americans
Person 1: "You the source monkey?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what you need?"
by HORNYMOTHER November 27, 2024
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Monkey Splunker

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker
by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009
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field monkey

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey
by Sexydimma March 28, 2017
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The monkey game on arsenal

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.
People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)
by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
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