Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Deez Nuts

A sexual message code for gay people.

Can I put Deez Nuts in yo mouth?

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022

Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme

"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!

by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018

Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.

I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.

I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.

by Blazer426 June 11, 2025

No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.

Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.

by Lenis November 1, 2020