double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2021

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 06, 2024

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 02, 2023

Double Double Tilde

Two muñeños at the same time. One in front, one in back!

The muñeños were everywhere, and before he knew it he had a double double tilde.

by masonelchingon June 30, 2022

Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.

“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”

by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established America's legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022