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Steve Irwin syndrome

This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears
"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"
by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009
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Abraham Lincoln Syndrom

A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.

This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.

A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.
- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."

- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"
by Ideosynchronicity July 11, 2009
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tall man syndrome

Used to describe behavior of a sexist woman that discriminates against men that are not of a certain height. The actual height is not of issue, but more important is her attitude toward men based solely on the mans height.
She has a mental disorder known as "Tall man syndrome"; she only dates men that are much taller than her.
by BettyBopperBoneHopper October 12, 2016
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little brother syndrome

Following around friends like a clingy younger brother. One with said syndrome cannot make decisions for or take actions by himself. Usually acts like a fake-ass punk and/or lil bitch.
I walked into the other room and he followed me. So I went back into the livingroom and, sure enough, he came in a minute later. Fool wouldn't even go to that girl's house by himself. He's got a bad case of little brother syndrome.
by Not your brother! April 8, 2009
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Buzzard Beach Syndrome

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008
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Only Child Syndrome

An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.

this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.

in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."

due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
by giinny July 15, 2010
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dirty dick syndrome

When you do not wash your dick after sex and then do not get a chance to wash it - dirty dick syndrome.
Wow i had sex last night but haven't taken a shower, I think I got dirty dick syndrome.
by Tbone capone October 7, 2013
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