ELMO The Penis 

Elmo The Penis - is the name of the only real human penis in the only penis museum, located in Iceland - www.phallus.is

Elmo is huge, is complete with testicles, and was donated by an American while still living.

Elmo The Penis is the primary specimen in the world's only penis museum, located in Iceland. Elmo The Penis came from America, but is one of Iceland's tourist attractions!

Elmo The Penis is a really big penis.

If you know someone who has an Elmo Penis, they are very unique and very well endowed.

ELMO The Penis by Bipod August 24, 2008

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie 

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie by Wes Short October 10, 2004

internal penis 

It's the part of the pubic region via inside the body, which enable the person or persons to hold their urine in when the person or persons have to go to the bathroom really bad.

I must use my internal penis to contain my fluids from exploding out.
Especially useful when in the car going somewhere, and you have to go to the bathroom really bad.

internal penis by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

bebop penis 

An old (and often wrinkly, hence the penis) jazz guitarist who plays strictly bebop, and is often very snobby, or unwilling to open an ear to other guitarists and offer suggestions.

"Hey man, did you hear that bebop penis play down at the bar last night?"

bebop penis by Bucky Pizzarelli August 20, 2006

Rusty-penis

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus. (Because when you pull it out, it is brown like rust.)

You wouldn't want to suck my dick now, because i have a rusty-penis.

Rusty-penis by Fack Meecough December 1, 2003

Japanese Penis 

Refers to : Short Penis/Small Stump

Miniature 100% of the time

Japanese Penis
1.

Alexa : OMG! I was about to have sex with yoshihiro and then I saw His Penis!

Johnny : Really? was it as little as the ones in japanese porn?

Alexa : Even smaller! He told me that the japanese porn stars in japan are considered to be really hung! after i saw his penis i had no doubt!

2.
susan at the sushiya thought she had picked up the piece of salmon nigiri with her chopsticks only to find that what she had grabbed was not a piece of fish, but a in fact a fully erect japanese

Japanese Penis by ihavenonaymmm April 27, 2009

Small Penis 

A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.

HAHA look at this guy's penis. Even though he is 15, it still is small! What a Small Penis

Small Penis by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013