My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 May 02, 2018
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a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.
gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh
by a weirdo who likes tawog February 27, 2023
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wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.
dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.
by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019
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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.
I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.
by Furthefonufit November 01, 2019
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Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands
*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts
by Danno July 14, 2018
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Dough nut

When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj
"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"
by JustTha February 26, 2020
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