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Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021
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Fart

When you lick a minors butthole till they bleed
Bro I just used the fart on my lil sis
by Fary man farter May 9, 2021
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Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
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holy fart thats quirky

An adjective to describe something being so quirky that you have to add a fart in the mix
Holy fart thats quirky
Person 1: hey did you see Lizzo do her hair toss?
Person 2: Yeah! I liked when she checked her nails too.
Person 1: holy fart that's quirky
by Tyler ninja Ehan blevman May 18, 2020
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frenzy fart arena

the art of one man farting in the mouth of another man infected with AIDS and the infected person needing to guess what the other man has eaten while high on ketamine
i cant wait to have a frenzy fart arena with you
by commanderveinycok December 2, 2025
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Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
by Fartbart January 12, 2017
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Fart Bugget

when someone or something is funny, relatable, or true
your such a fart bugget
this is why your a fart bugget
by qpab March 26, 2024
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