house dick

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

by @nosilla_ann December 16, 2015

urbandic dick

an individual who spends too much time editing proposed definitions to Urban Dictionary. thisis usually done out of spite, boredom, or dissapointment at not getting one of their own definitions aproved.

my definitions probubly didnt get in cause some urbandic dick was reviewing it.

by admiral bodyrock May 14, 2006

Caius’ dick

His dick is not 2 inches thank you very much. He has a very nice dick and I would love to suck it

Hey baby ;) caius’ dick is hot so shut up alex

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

Slap dick

Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something

Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”

by LordFarquad2.0 January 30, 2018

shrapnel dick

when one has a chainsaw dick

see poon wrecker

did you hear how matts shrapnel dick tore jenna's pussy apart!!!!

I can't hang out with lucy anymore cuz of my shrapnel dick

by way long wang March 9, 2008

european dick

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.

European man: Hey girl you wanna see my dick?
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick

by joey19982 February 23, 2015

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007